1 00:00:54,582 --> 00:00:56,373 Late Ching Dynasty, Po On County, Canton Province 2 00:00:56,541 --> 00:00:58,416 There's a General name "Crazy" Kwan Yeung 3 00:00:58,582 --> 00:01:00,373 Using his military power to suppress the people 4 00:01:00,541 --> 00:01:03,582 Whenever people oppose him, he orders a massacre 5 00:01:09,666 --> 00:01:11,707 Suppress the riot. Kill them 6 00:01:57,749 --> 00:01:58,832 Let me go 7 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:22,290 My spirit will never forgive you 8 00:02:58,957 --> 00:03:01,207 Aren't you awake yet? 9 00:03:01,874 --> 00:03:04,165 If I wasn't, how would I hear your call? 10 00:03:04,499 --> 00:03:06,249 I will meet Dad at 9:00 a.m. for breakfast 11 00:03:06,457 --> 00:03:07,998 Don't be late 12 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:11,416 What are you doing? 13 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,332 Don't push 14 00:03:12,374 --> 00:03:13,624 Don't pull 15 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:15,291 Don't hold me 16 00:03:17,332 --> 00:03:19,498 Hello. Good morning 17 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,165 How's my English? 18 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,124 What are you doing here? 19 00:03:22,124 --> 00:03:24,540 Helping you wake up. I don't want you to be late 20 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:26,707 Please leave me. Let me be a normal person 21 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,707 Please go 22 00:03:30,374 --> 00:03:33,374 You are my next life and I was your last life 23 00:03:33,374 --> 00:03:34,874 I am also your guardian angel 24 00:03:34,874 --> 00:03:36,999 If you need help, I will certainly lend a hand 25 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:40,082 You can turn nothing into something and something into a mega thing 26 00:03:40,082 --> 00:03:42,123 When my car stalled last time, you helped by pushing 27 00:03:42,124 --> 00:03:43,790 You pushed it onto somebody's roof top 28 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:44,957 You helped me move 29 00:03:44,957 --> 00:03:47,123 and you moved the toilet 30 00:03:47,124 --> 00:03:49,165 The sewage pipes in the building all broke 31 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:51,832 With you around, I have nothing but trouble 32 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,998 Don't follow me, or I'll get real mad at you 33 00:03:55,999 --> 00:03:57,249 It's tough go be nice 34 00:04:11,332 --> 00:04:13,082 Ha, we're there 35 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:17,624 Want some flowers? 36 00:04:18,332 --> 00:04:19,498 Keep the change 37 00:04:19,541 --> 00:04:21,249 Of course 38 00:04:21,249 --> 00:04:23,374 Today is Valentine's day. $150 each 39 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,665 Robbery 40 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:35,499 Good morning, Marian 41 00:04:38,832 --> 00:04:40,082 Hi, Lucky 42 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,499 Doesn't look like a man? 43 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:45,416 Good morning, Tai Hei 44 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:46,874 Call me Annie 45 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:47,999 Annie 46 00:04:47,999 --> 00:04:49,790 We'll be late if we don't move now 47 00:04:49,791 --> 00:04:51,541 We won't. The appointment is at 12:00 48 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,041 Then why did you want me to be here so early? 49 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,499 So you don't like to see me earlier? 50 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:57,457 Dad has arranged for you to teach in his school 51 00:04:57,457 --> 00:04:59,707 He said Hong Kong people have no loyalty 52 00:04:59,707 --> 00:05:01,290 They all swim the "Frog Style" 53 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:02,457 Frog Style? 54 00:05:02,999 --> 00:05:04,415 That means they leap as soon as they grab the goodies 55 00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:06,707 I don't. I do "Doggy Paddle" 56 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,665 I will swim until 1997 57 00:05:09,499 --> 00:05:10,790 Valentine's gift 58 00:05:12,999 --> 00:05:14,040 Is it beautiful? 59 00:05:14,541 --> 00:05:15,416 It's expensive 60 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,541 Why did you spend that kind of money? 61 00:05:17,541 --> 00:05:18,624 You are still unemployed, 62 00:05:18,624 --> 00:05:20,040 not qualified to buy expensive things 63 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:21,291 Then I will asked for a re-fund 64 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:22,916 I said you were not sincere 65 00:05:22,916 --> 00:05:24,041 Don't do it next time 66 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:25,582 Just doesn't look like a man 67 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:28,916 I'm sorry 68 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:31,791 I'll to find Dad first 69 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:47,166 Get out of my way, dog 70 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:56,749 Dad, he's coming 71 00:05:58,707 --> 00:06:01,790 You must be Kwai 72 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:02,499 Yes I am. Uncle 73 00:06:02,499 --> 00:06:04,332 He just finished school in the U.K. 74 00:06:04,624 --> 00:06:05,290 Cambridge? 75 00:06:05,291 --> 00:06:06,082 No 76 00:06:06,374 --> 00:06:07,665 [t must be Oxford then 77 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:08,666 It's Oxbridge 78 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:09,749 Oxbridge? 79 00:06:09,749 --> 00:06:11,665 Uncle 80 00:06:12,624 --> 00:06:14,749 - Just finished skiing? - Yes 81 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:15,582 Was it fun? 82 00:06:15,582 --> 00:06:18,248 Lots of fun, cousin 83 00:06:18,332 --> 00:06:20,207 Have some fruit, cousin 84 00:06:20,749 --> 00:06:22,290 Crazy Bill, have some bananas 85 00:06:24,332 --> 00:06:26,248 There must be gifts in major festivals 86 00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:28,915 100% gold. Happy Valentine's Day 87 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:30,124 Thanks, cousin 88 00:06:31,082 --> 00:06:32,248 This is... 89 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:35,040 This is my friend Kwai. This is my cousin 90 00:06:35,457 --> 00:06:36,957 - Cousin - Please sit 91 00:06:42,207 --> 00:06:44,915 Kwai, do you like skiing? 92 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:45,832 Yes, I do 93 00:06:45,832 --> 00:06:48,415 I ski in Switzerland very often. How about you? 94 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:49,624 In Tai Koo Shing 95 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,832 Uncle, let me give you a light 96 00:07:01,874 --> 00:07:03,332 Uncle, this is for you 97 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:05,166 100% gold also? 98 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:06,499 Even I am getting a gift 99 00:07:06,499 --> 00:07:08,124 Just a little something 100 00:07:08,124 --> 00:07:10,707 How can I come empty-handed 101 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:12,666 Dad, Kwai has a present for you too 102 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,749 - What is this? - Look 103 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,624 The Tiger-killer. I drew it myself 104 00:07:18,124 --> 00:07:21,832 Are you being sarcastic? Uncle was born in the year of the Tiger 105 00:07:22,082 --> 00:07:24,332 The Tiger-killer looks like you 106 00:07:24,416 --> 00:07:26,582 So you want to kill my Uncle? 107 00:07:26,582 --> 00:07:27,623 That's not what I mean 108 00:07:27,624 --> 00:07:30,707 Don't be superstitious. That's alright 109 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,332 Can you be a little more polite? 110 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,791 Where's my headrest? 111 00:07:40,124 --> 00:07:40,999 Here, uncle 112 00:07:40,999 --> 00:07:42,040 Please put it down 113 00:07:46,624 --> 00:07:48,457 Our Saint Benson College 114 00:07:48,457 --> 00:07:51,790 is a post-secondary institution that maintains high moral standards 115 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:54,999 When you teach here, Kwai you must be patient 116 00:07:54,999 --> 00:07:56,499 You must also teach 117 00:07:56,499 --> 00:07:59,999 our students to maintain a high moral standard 118 00:08:01,832 --> 00:08:02,790 Thanks 119 00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:05,582 Have some tea 120 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:09,332 That's too much 121 00:08:09,374 --> 00:08:11,499 That's hot, this tea is very hot 122 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:12,249 Are you ok? 123 00:08:12,249 --> 00:08:14,915 Of course the tea is hot, what do you want? 124 00:08:14,916 --> 00:08:17,457 OK... Go to the washroom. Wash your face 125 00:08:17,499 --> 00:08:19,665 Kwai, please take off your glasses 126 00:08:39,832 --> 00:08:44,332 "Searching for my dream lover," 127 00:08:46,124 --> 00:08:50,624 "Who understand I'm being so aloof?" 128 00:08:52,374 --> 00:08:56,707 "The most powerful person is always myself," 129 00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:03,041 "If you are scared tonight, I'll keep you company” 130 00:09:04,207 --> 00:09:07,290 "I'm not a great builder," 131 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:10,457 "but I do have a kind heart" 132 00:09:10,457 --> 00:09:13,582 "If you cannot find a partner,” 133 00:09:13,582 --> 00:09:16,707 "I'll be a good choice for you" 134 00:09:16,707 --> 00:09:19,832 "Beauty and wisdom I do possess," 135 00:09:19,832 --> 00:09:22,957 "Maybe you'll never find another one like me" 136 00:09:22,957 --> 00:09:26,082 "Even though you are so demanding,” 137 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:29,248 "I'll be a good choice for you" 138 00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:30,832 I am Man 139 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:33,957 I am Mo 140 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:36,623 I am Ying 141 00:09:38,207 --> 00:09:40,290 "I am Kit, I like this guitar"” 142 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:44,999 "We are the best in this world," 143 00:09:44,999 --> 00:09:48,040 "Your mockery will not discourage us" 144 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:51,166 "To meet with you is our pleasure," 145 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:54,374 "We are so Lucy!" 146 00:09:54,374 --> 00:09:55,249 "We are the best in this world," 147 00:09:58,624 --> 00:09:59,624 That's not finished yet 148 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,124 Students, the canteen is a place for eating, 149 00:10:02,124 --> 00:10:03,582 not for singing 150 00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:05,082 Hey, who are you? 151 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,748 I am the new Lecturer in History, Hong Sum-Kwai 152 00:10:07,749 --> 00:10:09,540 I will start counting 153 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:11,624 Alan Tam 154 00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:12,582 Here 155 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,416 Cherry Chung 156 00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:15,249 Here 157 00:10:15,957 --> 00:10:17,165 Deng Siao-ping 158 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,874 He quitted last year 159 00:10:19,582 --> 00:10:20,790 Zhao Zhi-yang 160 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:22,499 He was dismissed 161 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,332 Li Pang 162 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,998 Dead already 163 00:10:27,541 --> 00:10:30,249 Let's discuss some archaeological discoveries on Lantao Island 164 00:10:37,457 --> 00:10:39,123 In Chek Lap Cape on Lantao Island 165 00:10:39,124 --> 00:10:41,415 That is the site of our new airport 166 00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:44,666 It was once a major city in the estuary of the Pearl River 167 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,541 There must be a lot of archaeological findings hidden there 168 00:10:46,582 --> 00:10:47,540 Sir, 169 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:50,748 why didn't the government search it first? 170 00:10:51,124 --> 00:10:53,040 That's exactly the same as you hanging up your feet in the classroom 171 00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:53,874 What does that mean? 172 00:10:53,874 --> 00:10:55,040 That's ridiculous! 173 00:10:55,082 --> 00:10:56,665 Put down your feet 174 00:10:56,791 --> 00:10:58,707 No, the doctor said my blood pressure is too low 175 00:10:58,707 --> 00:11:02,040 If I put down my feet, the blood can't reach my brain 176 00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,249 I'd be foolish 177 00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:05,124 If you don't follow the teacher's instruction, 178 00:11:05,124 --> 00:11:06,290 you are not giving him respect 179 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,457 Please calm down 180 00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:09,415 Not respecting the teacher means not respecting me 181 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:11,623 Go to hell! 182 00:11:12,124 --> 00:11:16,374 Blood... 183 00:11:21,457 --> 00:11:22,790 Just like... 184 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,916 Murder, murder 185 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,374 It's a sunny day. Let's go to the disco after work 186 00:11:29,374 --> 00:11:32,290 Murder... Murder in the classroom 187 00:11:33,707 --> 00:11:34,748 - What happened? - Murder... 188 00:11:34,749 --> 00:11:36,540 A student has been wounded 189 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:40,207 Good morning, headmaster 190 00:11:40,207 --> 00:11:42,290 Good morning officer 191 00:11:44,707 --> 00:11:45,498 That's unreasonable 192 00:11:45,499 --> 00:11:46,832 Student of our St. Benson College 193 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:48,415 wouldn't even harm a fly 194 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,249 Stand up 195 00:11:50,124 --> 00:11:51,790 Take off your pants... 196 00:11:51,832 --> 00:11:52,415 Kwai 197 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:56,916 No more murder now. But there will be obscenity soon 198 00:11:57,749 --> 00:11:59,290 Mr. Hong, come with me 199 00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:02,582 We are giving him a hard time 200 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:15,041 For you 201 00:12:15,582 --> 00:12:17,165 Spending money again. Are you rich? 202 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:20,457 It's only chocolate. I've got a job now 203 00:12:22,082 --> 00:12:24,207 It's foggy, sir. Be careful 204 00:12:24,582 --> 00:12:27,498 They're both red, but miles apart 205 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:37,124 Cousin, this gold egg is for you 206 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,040 Why do you give me this gold egg? 207 00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:40,957 It's an Easter present 208 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,916 Didn't he give you a present? 209 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:43,874 Yes, he did 210 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:50,582 Cousin, chocolate is fattening 211 00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:52,498 Crazy Bill, if you want to show off 212 00:13:06,249 --> 00:13:07,665 Awesome 213 00:13:08,707 --> 00:13:10,748 Leave behind two pins 214 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,124 I said leave behind two pins already 215 00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:14,832 You think that's easy 216 00:13:14,832 --> 00:13:16,040 This is skill 217 00:13:18,124 --> 00:13:19,415 Posture 218 00:13:19,874 --> 00:13:22,540 Wrong posture 219 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,332 Footwork 220 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:29,332 Wrong footwork 221 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:33,415 Careful 222 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,332 Mind your waist 223 00:13:38,124 --> 00:13:39,915 You have a strike 224 00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:41,832 He had this strike because I called him 225 00:13:41,832 --> 00:13:42,873 Can you teach me? 226 00:13:42,874 --> 00:13:43,790 I was just lucky 227 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:46,374 He was just lucky. Let me teach you 228 00:13:46,582 --> 00:13:47,915 No, thanks 229 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,207 I'll pick it up for you 230 00:13:55,832 --> 00:13:58,665 I'll buy a new one for you next time 231 00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:02,540 - How're your glasses? - They're O.K. now 232 00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:19,998 Strike! 233 00:14:20,499 --> 00:14:22,707 You go to the other lane 234 00:14:22,832 --> 00:14:24,498 Why did you go to the other lane? 235 00:14:25,457 --> 00:14:26,873 No glasses 236 00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:29,998 I'll hold the ball for you 237 00:14:30,582 --> 00:14:31,373 Thanks 238 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,041 Strike again 239 00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:49,082 Why did you hit the others? 240 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,874 What happened to you? 241 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:56,540 Let me go wash my face 242 00:14:59,249 --> 00:15:00,749 Tough luck 243 00:15:00,749 --> 00:15:02,415 What did I do wrong in my last life? 244 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,124 Don't curse your last life 245 00:15:06,957 --> 00:15:08,707 I told you not to follow me 246 00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:15,665 My next life is so unlucky. I must help 247 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,207 Even if I am unlucky, I don't want to see you 248 00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:20,082 Triads? 249 00:15:20,874 --> 00:15:22,957 Why are you still here? 250 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,124 I am taking a leak of course 251 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:28,207 Frankly, the last life has been guarding the next life for too long 252 00:15:28,207 --> 00:15:29,832 He deserves a vacation 253 00:15:29,832 --> 00:15:31,582 Need some holiday 254 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,665 Can you finish it quick? 255 00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,624 It's not as easy as you think 256 00:15:37,624 --> 00:15:39,790 What do you think about holidays at Pattaya? 257 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:40,957 Your thing is off-tracked a little 258 00:15:40,957 --> 00:15:42,373 Let me move it back to the right place 259 00:15:43,207 --> 00:15:46,290 Help Homosexual Rapist 260 00:15:46,707 --> 00:15:48,040 You have caused me more trouble 261 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,791 That's not on purpose 262 00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,957 But someone will do it on purpose 263 00:15:51,999 --> 00:15:54,832 Next life, the way you were insulted by the girl 264 00:15:54,832 --> 00:15:56,457 I can live with that 265 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:58,332 Now you are being insulted by the fellow 266 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,540 who attempted to assault your girl 267 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,374 I can live with that no more 268 00:16:02,999 --> 00:16:04,624 It's none of your concern. Mind your own business 269 00:16:04,624 --> 00:16:05,999 He fools my next-life, 270 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,624 which fools your last-life 271 00:16:07,624 --> 00:16:10,165 He can't live the rest of his life 272 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:11,707 Don't be crazy 273 00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:15,499 Who? 274 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,166 Kwai 275 00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:25,957 Go to hell 276 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:31,957 What's that, cousin? 277 00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:33,790 Nothing 278 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,207 Terrific, Strike! 279 00:16:45,207 --> 00:16:47,248 You can't have luck everyday 280 00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:10,665 I strike again 281 00:17:10,749 --> 00:17:13,207 Impossible. That's not possible 282 00:17:31,874 --> 00:17:34,082 Cousin, do you have anything wrong today? 283 00:17:34,457 --> 00:17:36,415 I don't believe in superstitions 284 00:17:38,749 --> 00:17:41,540 Last-life, stop fooling around 285 00:17:50,957 --> 00:17:51,915 How can you push 286 00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:52,999 my cousin down the drain? 287 00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:57,332 It's not me. I didn't push him 288 00:17:57,332 --> 00:17:58,665 He pushed me 289 00:17:59,582 --> 00:18:00,957 He pushed me 290 00:18:00,999 --> 00:18:02,124 You still deny it? 291 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,123 Don't run 292 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,790 Wait, cousin, wait for me 293 00:18:07,207 --> 00:18:08,290 I'm sure she said 294 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:09,999 she would swim at the Chek-Lap Cape Beach 295 00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:11,415 If we don't see her we're in trouble 296 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:23,249 297 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:25,582 A nude swimmer 298 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,790 Look 299 00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:30,999 Here comes the baby 300 00:18:30,999 --> 00:18:33,290 "Hope you know by now" 301 00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:37,457 "From the bottom of my heart” 302 00:18:39,082 --> 00:18:42,165 "I love you" 303 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,624 "Your pretty eyes” 304 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,957 "Your sweet smile" 305 00:18:48,499 --> 00:18:52,999 "I wish to embrace you" 306 00:18:54,749 --> 00:18:57,290 "Your lovely face" 307 00:18:57,874 --> 00:19:00,332 "Hand in hand we walk and talk" 308 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:05,541 "Like yesterday you and me" 309 00:19:31,624 --> 00:19:35,499 "All these nights I have been alone" 310 00:19:35,499 --> 00:19:38,040 "Nowhere to go” 311 00:19:38,582 --> 00:19:41,457 "It was freezing cold" 312 00:19:44,124 --> 00:19:48,040 "In the past, I have been so self-centered” 313 00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,624 "And never know" 314 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:55,666 "I have neglected your sorrow" 315 00:19:57,457 --> 00:20:00,290 "I love you" 316 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,124 "Your pretty eyes” 317 00:20:03,749 --> 00:20:06,874 "Your sweet smile" 318 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:11,374 "I wish to embrace you" 319 00:20:13,207 --> 00:20:15,707 "Your lovely face" 320 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,999 "Hand in hand we walk and talk" 321 00:20:19,457 --> 00:20:23,957 "Like yesterday you and me" 322 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,498 Hopeless 323 00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:55,540 Big deal 324 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:56,832 Who do you think you are? 325 00:20:56,957 --> 00:20:58,415 Let's give up 326 00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:00,707 We have to give up these girls forever 327 00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:02,998 In an hour there will be no more ferries to Kowloon 328 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,123 If we don't catch the last ferry, we'll have to stay here 329 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,249 Hurry up! It's too late already 330 00:21:14,082 --> 00:21:16,582 No. I'm bursting. I need to take a leak 331 00:21:17,749 --> 00:21:20,915 Don't piss against the wind or your pants will get wet 332 00:21:20,999 --> 00:21:22,332 Excuse me, spirit, excuse me 333 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,873 That's a real pain in the ass 334 00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:30,207 Look, it's bright over there 335 00:21:34,124 --> 00:21:36,374 There's something down there 336 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:37,541 Stepping on dog's dropping? 337 00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:39,249 No, come take a look 338 00:21:39,249 --> 00:21:40,749 I don't want to look at dog shit 339 00:21:42,999 --> 00:21:44,624 That's true, something's really there 340 00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:49,707 There must be some treasure there 341 00:21:50,499 --> 00:21:51,207 Be careful 342 00:21:51,207 --> 00:21:52,373 Let's climb down along the tree 343 00:22:01,332 --> 00:22:02,457 Go down 344 00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:08,165 This one 345 00:22:09,707 --> 00:22:10,873 It must be an antique treasure 346 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,041 Mr. Hong said there were a lot of antiques here 347 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,249 I wonder how much it's worth? 348 00:22:15,249 --> 00:22:16,832 It certainly worth's money 349 00:22:18,082 --> 00:22:19,832 There's something inside 350 00:22:20,999 --> 00:22:22,874 Looks like someone is sitting inside 351 00:22:26,374 --> 00:22:27,499 Let's take a look inside 352 00:22:27,707 --> 00:22:28,790 I'll lead the way 353 00:22:46,249 --> 00:22:47,915 This thing is worth something 354 00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:51,790 Rats 355 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:53,916 Help 356 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,582 I couldn't find it on the floor 357 00:22:58,624 --> 00:23:01,207 It's be safer for me to put back my hat 358 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:08,916 On your head 359 00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:12,332 It's gone 360 00:23:12,582 --> 00:23:13,707 Where is it now? 361 00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:15,166 What is this? 362 00:23:16,082 --> 00:23:17,207 Inside my body 363 00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:25,916 Plenty of rats here... 364 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:29,499 What are you doing? 365 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:30,791 Escaping 366 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:39,582 Run away, snakes! 367 00:23:41,249 --> 00:23:43,207 Cool down, cool down! 368 00:23:46,707 --> 00:23:48,207 You killed the snakes already 369 00:23:48,207 --> 00:23:49,790 Alright, since the snakes are dead 370 00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:52,916 Bring this armor back. We can sell it in exchange for a Karaoke set 371 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:03,874 Chicken! 372 00:24:10,999 --> 00:24:13,249 Why do I have to wash these scrap metals? 373 00:24:13,249 --> 00:24:16,790 While all of you are having a good time. Some friend! 374 00:24:19,582 --> 00:24:21,748 I have to do everything myself 375 00:24:21,749 --> 00:24:23,665 Disgusting 376 00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:35,832 Act on me, idiot! 377 00:24:39,582 --> 00:24:42,373 Here we are, come over 378 00:24:45,666 --> 00:24:47,707 Better than nothing 379 00:24:48,707 --> 00:24:49,832 Where's Ying? 380 00:24:49,916 --> 00:24:51,874 Perhaps he's gone to rooftop to collect the clothes 381 00:24:55,582 --> 00:24:57,082 Is this real? 382 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,415 It must be an antique 383 00:25:02,791 --> 00:25:04,582 Was I right? It must be 100 years old 384 00:25:04,582 --> 00:25:06,457 Property of the dead. It's evil 385 00:25:06,499 --> 00:25:07,665 How could it be? 386 00:25:10,082 --> 00:25:11,707 Just to build up the atmosphere 387 00:25:23,457 --> 00:25:27,957 Ghosts! 388 00:25:57,249 --> 00:26:00,165 Don't... I'm sorry. It was just for fun 389 00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:01,791 Please forgive me 390 00:26:01,791 --> 00:26:03,582 Please don't ruin my guitar 391 00:26:03,582 --> 00:26:05,082 Then we'll beat you instead 392 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,207 That's obvious. Beat him with his clothes off 393 00:26:07,249 --> 00:26:08,332 Don't... 394 00:26:08,624 --> 00:26:10,249 It's my fault. I am a jerk 395 00:26:10,249 --> 00:26:11,374 To compensate, 396 00:26:11,374 --> 00:26:13,624 I will make your beds for 2-months 397 00:26:13,624 --> 00:26:16,374 I'll also wash your clothes, answer the phone, water the plants for you 398 00:26:16,457 --> 00:26:19,165 The three of you can have a good time 399 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,499 Don't worry about me 400 00:26:21,249 --> 00:26:23,540 I am telling the truth 401 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:26,790 I can swear to that 402 00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:28,124 Nice... 403 00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,332 Make fun of me? 404 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:01,291 Want to die? 405 00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:02,457 Are you dead? 406 00:27:23,374 --> 00:27:25,999 Cockroaches are good for your health. Good for you! 407 00:27:25,999 --> 00:27:27,957 I'll take a leak 408 00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:39,666 Mr. Hong, try this magic robe 409 00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:45,957 Wanna die 410 00:27:50,082 --> 00:27:51,290 Monsieur 411 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:56,374 - Tai Hei - Cousin 412 00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:02,957 I think of you every festival. Just a small gift 413 00:28:02,957 --> 00:28:05,248 It was Easter last time. So what is it this time? 414 00:28:05,249 --> 00:28:06,999 Happy Ching Ming Festival 415 00:28:06,999 --> 00:28:08,624 Merry Ching Ming 416 00:28:08,624 --> 00:28:10,165 Save your speeches for the grave visits 417 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:12,791 Not bad. That's beautiful 418 00:28:13,207 --> 00:28:15,082 Madam, can you shoot some video for us? 419 00:28:15,499 --> 00:28:17,832 Crazy Bill, hold the camera for Miss Annie 420 00:28:17,832 --> 00:28:20,207 I'll take care of Mr. Hong 421 00:28:23,124 --> 00:28:26,082 Wanna Kill me, evil bastard 422 00:28:32,999 --> 00:28:35,582 Teacher, you pushed me into the drain last time 423 00:28:35,582 --> 00:28:37,540 I can forgive you 424 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:38,957 I am generous 425 00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:41,291 But if you want to take my girl 426 00:28:41,832 --> 00:28:43,665 You are asking for trouble 427 00:28:43,666 --> 00:28:45,624 The money I can make in a day 428 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,915 is more than your lifetime's salary 429 00:28:48,457 --> 00:28:50,248 Leave Annie alone 430 00:28:50,832 --> 00:28:53,332 Then I'll give you a chance 431 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:57,082 to make a fortune. How about $100,0007 432 00:28:58,332 --> 00:29:00,540 Once in a lifetime opportunity 433 00:29:00,582 --> 00:29:03,123 Sorry, I'm not a company. I can't be acquired 434 00:29:04,332 --> 00:29:05,873 Teacher, that's enough 435 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:09,332 To beat you, is easier than killing an ant 436 00:29:13,332 --> 00:29:15,998 Oh my God, Annie must think I did it on purpose 437 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,249 Kwai 438 00:29:20,582 --> 00:29:21,832 Let's take a look at him 439 00:29:23,874 --> 00:29:25,374 Why are you sitting here? 440 00:29:25,624 --> 00:29:26,749 Just sitting 441 00:29:27,957 --> 00:29:29,415 How's your stand? 442 00:29:29,416 --> 00:29:30,582 It's ready 443 00:29:32,624 --> 00:29:34,832 My lace is loose 444 00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:37,541 Where's my cousin 445 00:29:39,291 --> 00:29:41,124 Cousin? I don't know 446 00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:44,498 Mosquito bites! That's itchy 447 00:29:46,082 --> 00:29:48,457 You can talk to Dad here. I'll walk around 448 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:54,748 Is the magic show ready? 449 00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:56,582 Ready 450 00:30:00,749 --> 00:30:02,165 Finding a new job 451 00:30:02,207 --> 00:30:04,623 You just joined not long ago 452 00:30:04,624 --> 00:30:07,207 No... After the magic show I want to 453 00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,082 dance again 454 00:30:22,124 --> 00:30:23,665 Wanna join the opera too? 455 00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:24,916 Oh yes, opera 456 00:30:24,916 --> 00:30:26,374 That's marvelous 457 00:30:40,082 --> 00:30:41,207 Mr. Hong 458 00:30:45,207 --> 00:30:48,248 Let me introduce, this is the new Discipline Master, Mrs Chu 459 00:30:48,749 --> 00:30:50,499 Welcome, welcome 460 00:30:54,582 --> 00:30:56,165 Mr. Hong is a good teacher 461 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:57,624 But his behavior is a little strange 462 00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:05,666 Please comment 463 00:31:08,624 --> 00:31:09,915 Why are you... 464 00:31:12,874 --> 00:31:14,040 Where's Annie? 465 00:31:14,624 --> 00:31:15,749 She went over there 466 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:19,832 Over there? 467 00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:21,874 I'll go look for her 468 00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:49,665 "A pair of hands that only belongs to you," 469 00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:52,541 "The warmth of your touch,” 470 00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:54,916 "You talked too much just because you care for me," 471 00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:57,874 "I'm sorry I have overlooked" 472 00:31:58,582 --> 00:32:02,623 "You do not appreciate music the same way I do," 473 00:32:02,624 --> 00:32:05,915 "Nothing can replace my love for my mother,” 474 00:32:05,916 --> 00:32:07,916 "I'm determined to overcome all obstacles," 475 00:32:07,916 --> 00:32:11,041 "To repay my mother's love" 476 00:32:11,957 --> 00:32:15,207 "The breeze warm up my heart," 477 00:32:15,207 --> 00:32:19,457 "You give me everything and look after me,” 478 00:32:20,124 --> 00:32:23,415 "Your kind and reassuring smile," 479 00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:26,624 "guide me through rough waters” 480 00:32:26,666 --> 00:32:27,791 What so excited? 481 00:32:27,957 --> 00:32:29,248 What's excited for? 482 00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,666 Excitement not allowed! 483 00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:36,207 "How can I ever pay you back!" 484 00:32:36,791 --> 00:32:39,624 "The greatest love of all--" 485 00:32:40,082 --> 00:32:44,582 "Please let me say again-- I love you" 486 00:32:44,957 --> 00:32:46,915 Behind... Behind... 487 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,707 Behave! Behave! 488 00:32:48,707 --> 00:32:53,207 Behind... Behind... 489 00:33:15,207 --> 00:33:16,332 Are you ready? 490 00:33:16,332 --> 00:33:17,415 Ready 491 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:21,082 Are you crazy? Making fun of this thing 492 00:33:21,832 --> 00:33:22,873 Take off your pair of glasses 493 00:33:31,707 --> 00:33:36,207 Hi, greetings from next-life 494 00:33:36,332 --> 00:33:37,623 It's you again, no wonder 495 00:33:38,207 --> 00:33:42,498 Next-life, this is strictly man to man 496 00:33:42,499 --> 00:33:45,707 How can we have interference from girls? 497 00:33:46,207 --> 00:33:47,540 Man to man? 498 00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:50,791 I have nothing to say to you 499 00:33:51,207 --> 00:33:52,248 Next-life, 500 00:33:52,249 --> 00:33:54,957 I have some good news and some bad news 501 00:33:55,082 --> 00:33:56,040 Nonsense 502 00:33:57,082 --> 00:34:00,290 Bad news is I can't be your guardian angel anyone 503 00:34:00,291 --> 00:34:03,332 I have to say goodbye to my next-life forever 504 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,332 Good! This is in fact good news 505 00:34:06,041 --> 00:34:08,124 So your good news is in fact bad 506 00:34:08,124 --> 00:34:09,207 What's it? 507 00:34:09,207 --> 00:34:11,040 Mr. Hong, it's our turn 508 00:34:11,999 --> 00:34:15,582 Up curtain, down curtain, upstage, downstage 509 00:34:15,582 --> 00:34:17,623 Next-life, you'd better go upstage first 510 00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:18,957 You'd better tell me the good news first 511 00:34:19,041 --> 00:34:22,832 Go upstage first, upstage... 512 00:34:38,582 --> 00:34:40,332 I'm not sure if he's for real 513 00:34:42,624 --> 00:34:44,540 I think he is for real 514 00:34:51,707 --> 00:34:53,707 He learned one whole night 515 00:35:11,207 --> 00:35:13,498 - Idiot - Shut up 516 00:35:18,374 --> 00:35:22,249 Cheating. His magic is a con 517 00:35:22,249 --> 00:35:23,832 It's only an illusion 518 00:35:24,207 --> 00:35:27,957 The egg is here 519 00:35:28,999 --> 00:35:30,124 Here 520 00:35:31,374 --> 00:35:34,082 The mill has one cup inside another 521 00:35:34,207 --> 00:35:36,123 From this cup to another one 522 00:35:38,624 --> 00:35:40,499 Yell at him 523 00:35:45,707 --> 00:35:46,915 Towel 524 00:35:47,707 --> 00:35:49,290 Poker 525 00:35:49,791 --> 00:35:51,624 And flower 526 00:35:52,874 --> 00:35:54,624 Phoney magic! 527 00:35:56,624 --> 00:35:59,582 He's so stupid he must've been a pig in his last-life 528 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:00,874 Me? 529 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,373 Big magic show 530 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:09,999 Change me, change me 531 00:36:09,999 --> 00:36:11,790 Mr. Chiu, don't give me a hard time 532 00:36:11,791 --> 00:36:13,707 Let me do my own show 533 00:36:13,749 --> 00:36:15,374 Change me 534 00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:16,374 I am most suitable 535 00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:18,124 Change me, I'll be your volunteer 536 00:36:18,207 --> 00:36:20,082 Thanks 537 00:36:22,457 --> 00:36:24,748 See what you can change this time 538 00:36:30,207 --> 00:36:33,498 Ring a-ring roses... 539 00:36:53,332 --> 00:36:57,457 Sir, are you alright? 540 00:37:15,332 --> 00:37:16,290 I know his tricks 541 00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:17,874 I will tell everybody about it 542 00:37:32,332 --> 00:37:34,415 My ass has moved to the front 543 00:37:36,124 --> 00:37:38,874 Nobody ever told me my ass was so big 544 00:37:39,999 --> 00:37:41,957 My ass is in the front 545 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:44,541 It's itchy 546 00:37:44,999 --> 00:37:45,790 He's driving me crazy 547 00:37:45,791 --> 00:37:50,291 - Monsieur... - I itch all over 548 00:37:50,457 --> 00:37:51,457 This damn magician 549 00:37:51,457 --> 00:37:52,623 has moved my ass to the front 550 00:37:52,707 --> 00:37:54,832 - Let get outta here - I'll take revenge 551 00:37:54,916 --> 00:37:56,416 How can I use the toilet? 552 00:37:56,457 --> 00:37:57,707 Oh shit! 553 00:37:57,707 --> 00:37:58,957 Retreat! 554 00:38:01,874 --> 00:38:04,665 What happened to you, Mrs. Chu? 555 00:38:06,957 --> 00:38:09,748 Last-life, where are you? Come out 556 00:38:11,374 --> 00:38:12,582 Within 1-month, 557 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,165 your ass will return to the proper place 558 00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:16,332 Don't worry 559 00:38:16,416 --> 00:38:18,166 Look what you've done to me 560 00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:20,291 Try your very best 561 00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:23,374 Next-life, you shouldn't look at me like that 562 00:38:23,374 --> 00:38:26,124 Why don't you listen to my good news? 563 00:38:26,249 --> 00:38:28,290 You did good things in your previous life 564 00:38:28,291 --> 00:38:31,499 God is therefore sending me to heaven 565 00:38:31,499 --> 00:38:35,124 I will not be a ghost anymore, I will be an angel 566 00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:41,041 Next-life, this is just a souvenir worth nothing 567 00:38:41,499 --> 00:38:43,457 Don't forget me 568 00:38:43,499 --> 00:38:44,665 If you need my help 569 00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:46,082 within the next 49 days 570 00:38:46,082 --> 00:38:48,748 You can burn this feather and I'll be back 571 00:38:49,207 --> 00:38:51,540 The feather can work miracles 572 00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:53,874 OK... Bye 573 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,499 No good-bye 574 00:38:55,874 --> 00:38:58,165 Hei, here comes trouble 575 00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:01,707 Excuse me first 576 00:39:02,582 --> 00:39:06,165 I'm so glad I'm released 577 00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:07,832 How can you still smile? 578 00:39:09,707 --> 00:39:11,248 Look what've you done to my cousin 579 00:39:11,707 --> 00:39:12,915 Annie 580 00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:17,582 Annie 581 00:39:24,124 --> 00:39:26,915 Crazy Bill, I must take revenge 582 00:39:27,332 --> 00:39:28,290 Actually this is good 583 00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:30,041 You don't have to worry about your backside when you pee 584 00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:31,082 Shut up! 585 00:39:31,082 --> 00:39:32,748 Oh yes, look in the mirror while you pee, 586 00:39:32,749 --> 00:39:35,082 that saves time 587 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:36,207 Crazy Bill 588 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,041 I will go for plastic surgery in the States tomorrow 589 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,291 don't want to see that teacher when I come back 590 00:39:42,332 --> 00:39:44,248 If you want your car, your house and your U.S. passport 591 00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:45,665 Get rid of him 592 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:48,749 I will do it immediately 593 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,291 Coming... 594 00:40:01,874 --> 00:40:03,624 I know what you are thinking right now 595 00:40:03,874 --> 00:40:05,040 You feel unhappy about me losing my temper the other day 596 00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,332 I should apologize 597 00:40:06,332 --> 00:40:07,415 Never mind 598 00:40:08,207 --> 00:40:10,123 You are wrong. I just saw my cousin off at the airport 599 00:40:10,124 --> 00:40:12,540 You should apologize for doing that to him 600 00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,207 Let me wash my hair first. That's bright 601 00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:15,957 Trouble maker 602 00:40:22,624 --> 00:40:24,874 Wasting your money again on this nonsense 603 00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:53,540 Leaving so quickly? 604 00:40:55,999 --> 00:40:58,040 Mr. Hong, I'm sorry 605 00:40:58,041 --> 00:40:59,374 My wife wants me to tell you, 606 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:00,790 your rent will go up $400 next month 607 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,832 Go up again? Can we talk about it? 608 00:41:02,832 --> 00:41:05,082 With women? 609 00:41:05,082 --> 00:41:06,790 Forget it! 610 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:07,832 Then I don't have it 611 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:09,040 That's right 612 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:13,541 All women are unreasonable, especially yours 613 00:41:13,582 --> 00:41:15,415 The whole neighborhood knows that 614 00:41:16,124 --> 00:41:17,332 She's a bit unreasonable, 615 00:41:17,332 --> 00:41:19,457 but that's my problem 616 00:41:19,457 --> 00:41:22,332 O. K., I'll make a decision. How about $300? 617 00:41:22,332 --> 00:41:23,832 I don't mind 618 00:41:23,832 --> 00:41:25,582 But you know my girlfriend is tough 619 00:41:25,582 --> 00:41:27,832 She will say I am too soft and you are taking advantage 620 00:41:27,832 --> 00:41:31,915 That's not right. If you can't teach her well, scold her 621 00:41:31,999 --> 00:41:33,999 If scolding doesn't work, beat her up 622 00:41:34,332 --> 00:41:34,957 Beat her up? 623 00:41:34,957 --> 00:41:36,748 Beat her. Do you dare? 624 00:41:36,749 --> 00:41:37,790 Why not 625 00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:40,416 If she pushes me too far, that'll happen soon enough 626 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:42,249 I am not as gentle as I look 627 00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:44,874 When I lose my temper, I'm dangerous 628 00:41:46,624 --> 00:41:48,082 Don't worry, I won't kill her at most 629 00:41:48,082 --> 00:41:49,832 I'll make her go to the hospital 630 00:41:51,749 --> 00:41:54,415 O.K., no rental increase. This is a haunted house 631 00:41:55,374 --> 00:41:56,332 Haunted? 632 00:41:57,999 --> 00:42:00,540 Last-life, show-up. Stop fooling around 633 00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:01,874 Fooling around my ass! 634 00:42:01,874 --> 00:42:04,207 Asshole, you think women are week 635 00:42:04,207 --> 00:42:06,165 Women are driving me crazy 636 00:42:09,582 --> 00:42:10,415 Why are you here? 637 00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:12,124 Waiting to be beaten up. Do it! 638 00:42:12,582 --> 00:42:14,165 I thought you were gone 639 00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,707 Why don't you simply ignore me 640 00:42:16,332 --> 00:42:17,540 Take off your glasses 641 00:42:48,874 --> 00:42:49,999 Absentminded 642 00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:10,999 That's horrible 643 00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:13,166 Too cruel 644 00:43:33,207 --> 00:43:35,623 Do it right the first time. Well done 645 00:43:43,249 --> 00:43:46,374 The garbage truck is back 646 00:43:48,832 --> 00:43:49,957 I want to see Miss Annie 647 00:43:49,957 --> 00:43:52,373 Not home... You'd better go 648 00:43:54,082 --> 00:43:55,415 Doesn't look like a man 649 00:45:58,541 --> 00:45:59,749 That's pretty 650 00:46:02,874 --> 00:46:04,207 As dark as my heart 651 00:46:08,416 --> 00:46:09,832 Is that all? 652 00:46:17,749 --> 00:46:18,957 That's real fun 653 00:46:27,332 --> 00:46:29,873 You peeper. This is the ladies' room 654 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:31,040 I'll kill you 655 00:46:35,166 --> 00:46:39,624 Annie, I didn't mean it the other day 656 00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:42,666 This matter is not as simple as it looks. Listen to me 657 00:46:48,916 --> 00:46:50,416 Annie 658 00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,499 This is a misunderstanding 659 00:46:52,541 --> 00:46:53,874 Because of that feather 660 00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,291 Because of that feather 661 00:47:01,416 --> 00:47:03,041 Please come over here 662 00:47:04,082 --> 00:47:05,665 I can demonstrate 663 00:47:12,916 --> 00:47:14,291 Come over here 664 00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:16,082 I'm demonstrating 665 00:47:21,332 --> 00:47:25,082 Hei, look at me. Look! 666 00:47:25,374 --> 00:47:27,249 Can't you see me? 667 00:47:28,416 --> 00:47:31,082 Don't run 668 00:47:32,749 --> 00:47:34,374 Ghosts! 669 00:47:40,582 --> 00:47:42,332 My God, where is she? 670 00:47:44,999 --> 00:47:46,749 Annie, can you give me a chance to explain? 671 00:47:46,749 --> 00:47:48,707 Alright. See you tonight at the Middle East Restaurant 672 00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:16,499 Sorry 673 00:48:19,957 --> 00:48:20,957 That's mine 674 00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:23,624 Thanks 675 00:48:24,582 --> 00:48:25,582 Annie 676 00:48:27,207 --> 00:48:28,582 You don't have to say anything 677 00:48:28,582 --> 00:48:30,957 What you are about to see, is something that can't be explained 678 00:48:30,957 --> 00:48:33,915 When you see it, these's no need to explain either 679 00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:37,373 Now don't be afraid. Don't scream 680 00:48:40,082 --> 00:48:42,332 Can you see me? I am invisible 681 00:48:43,207 --> 00:48:44,707 Now you can see me again 682 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:46,041 Isn't it funny? 683 00:48:47,249 --> 00:48:48,540 let me show you something 684 00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:49,707 Excuse me 685 00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:10,791 Isn't it great? 686 00:49:10,791 --> 00:49:12,582 You can use this feather to vanish too 687 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:14,499 Have some wine 688 00:49:27,207 --> 00:49:28,415 That's sour 689 00:49:31,749 --> 00:49:33,249 Two expresso coffee 690 00:49:34,707 --> 00:49:36,915 Don't look at that guy. He's crazy 691 00:49:38,707 --> 00:49:39,790 Coffee 692 00:49:40,874 --> 00:49:42,165 - Thank you very much - Thank you 693 00:49:42,707 --> 00:49:43,832 Do you know him well? 694 00:49:43,832 --> 00:49:44,498 No 695 00:49:44,499 --> 00:49:46,290 But he is a maniac. He tips very well 696 00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:48,041 Let him enjoy himself for a while 697 00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:50,957 It's me again 698 00:49:52,082 --> 00:49:53,290 I want to go to the washroom 699 00:49:55,499 --> 00:49:56,749 Wait! 700 00:50:18,166 --> 00:50:20,332 Can you see me? 701 00:50:27,332 --> 00:50:29,123 Hey, Miss 702 00:50:29,999 --> 00:50:30,999 What are you doing? 703 00:50:33,957 --> 00:50:35,290 Have you seen my feather? 704 00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:36,373 What feather? The one down below? 705 00:50:36,457 --> 00:50:37,623 Disgusting 706 00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:48,374 I don't know how to explain this time 707 00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:51,707 No need to explain. You are just a nut 708 00:50:53,082 --> 00:50:54,248 Annie 709 00:51:52,749 --> 00:51:54,415 What kind of world is this? 710 00:52:12,249 --> 00:52:13,749 Your Highest 711 00:52:38,832 --> 00:52:40,373 This woman 712 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,499 Is that her? 713 00:52:57,416 --> 00:52:59,457 She is tough 714 00:53:03,457 --> 00:53:05,082 lady, let's give you a hand 715 00:53:05,082 --> 00:53:06,207 Thanks 716 00:53:09,957 --> 00:53:13,623 Help 717 00:53:14,999 --> 00:53:16,832 Fool 718 00:53:17,624 --> 00:53:19,999 There is a belief about the power of pyramids 719 00:53:19,999 --> 00:53:22,707 That the power can preserve matter eternally 720 00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:24,832 That's why all the Egyptian Pharaohs 721 00:53:24,832 --> 00:53:26,832 would have themselves wrapped into mummies 722 00:53:26,832 --> 00:53:28,790 and put inside the pyramid 723 00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:30,749 Because they believed their dead bodies 724 00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:33,582 would be preserved 725 00:53:33,666 --> 00:53:35,082 And when science advanced in the future 726 00:53:35,082 --> 00:53:36,915 They would have a chance of being resurrected 727 00:53:37,166 --> 00:53:38,582 There was once a scientist 728 00:53:38,582 --> 00:53:40,832 who made a miniature pyramid 729 00:53:40,832 --> 00:53:43,165 and put half an apple inside 730 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:44,332 Two weeks later 731 00:53:44,332 --> 00:53:46,123 The apple hadn't rotted 732 00:53:46,124 --> 00:53:47,790 It hadn't even turned dark 733 00:53:48,374 --> 00:53:50,665 We'll examine the results in two weeks 734 00:53:50,791 --> 00:53:52,082 Then we can prove whether the pyramid 735 00:53:52,082 --> 00:53:55,123 preserves matter or not 736 00:54:03,791 --> 00:54:04,791 What happened to him? 737 00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:05,832 He ate your poisonous apple 738 00:54:05,832 --> 00:54:07,373 Then take him to the Clinic 739 00:54:07,957 --> 00:54:09,457 You can continue your work 740 00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:11,999 Put him down 741 00:54:15,916 --> 00:54:17,207 How do you feel? 742 00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:21,291 What are you doing? 743 00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:22,791 Where is your fiancee? 744 00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:23,416 Which one? 745 00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:24,374 How many do you have? 746 00:54:24,374 --> 00:54:25,332 Annie 747 00:54:25,541 --> 00:54:26,832 Why are you looking for her? 748 00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:28,332 Tell me 749 00:54:30,249 --> 00:54:31,124 Tell me 750 00:54:39,124 --> 00:54:40,290 Who are you? 751 00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:41,999 Are you controlled by the triads? 752 00:54:41,999 --> 00:54:43,790 If so, report to me 753 00:54:43,791 --> 00:54:46,332 Mr. Hong, please tell us where Annie is 754 00:54:47,666 --> 00:54:49,082 You want to kidnap me 755 00:55:03,791 --> 00:55:06,707 Mr. Hong, if you don't tell us, we'll remove all your teeth 756 00:55:10,666 --> 00:55:12,416 I can't say anything 757 00:55:12,749 --> 00:55:14,999 Can I write it down for you? 758 00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:20,082 Write? Quick! Hurry up 759 00:55:25,791 --> 00:55:27,832 Where is he? 760 00:55:27,874 --> 00:55:29,207 Here 761 00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:34,999 Watching 762 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:36,957 Blind? 763 00:55:37,374 --> 00:55:38,290 Miss? 764 00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:39,291 Home! 765 00:55:40,166 --> 00:55:41,541 Not a man 766 00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:44,666 Open the door, Annie 767 00:55:44,707 --> 00:55:46,165 What's the matter, Mr. Hong 768 00:55:46,166 --> 00:55:47,582 You are in danger 769 00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:48,498 Man and the other three 770 00:55:48,499 --> 00:55:50,499 are controlled by a man in Ching uniform 771 00:55:50,499 --> 00:55:52,040 They want to kidnap you 772 00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:53,291 That's very creative 773 00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:54,874 But the story is too complicated 774 00:55:55,541 --> 00:55:56,291 That's true 775 00:55:56,291 --> 00:55:58,624 They even wanted to take out my teeth. Watch this 776 00:55:59,749 --> 00:56:00,790 You think I'm an idiot 777 00:56:01,874 --> 00:56:02,957 You don't believe me? 778 00:56:02,957 --> 00:56:05,165 You must believe in this feather. It will make you invisible 779 00:56:05,207 --> 00:56:06,540 That will be safer 780 00:56:06,541 --> 00:56:07,666 Invisible? 781 00:56:10,124 --> 00:56:11,332 Wanna save the girl? 782 00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:13,332 Open the door 783 00:56:14,416 --> 00:56:17,041 You can hurt me. But please leave her alone 784 00:56:21,874 --> 00:56:23,499 Are you two finished? 785 00:56:26,124 --> 00:56:28,290 Where did you find the costumes for this chap? 786 00:56:28,291 --> 00:56:31,374 Look at yourself. What do you look like? 787 00:56:31,374 --> 00:56:33,957 In this kind of weather, don't you feel hot? 788 00:56:35,457 --> 00:56:38,957 These kinds of nails, I have plenty myself 789 00:56:38,957 --> 00:56:40,665 Please do not dress like this 790 00:56:48,166 --> 00:56:49,041 Dead 791 00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:51,874 I killed someone 792 00:56:51,874 --> 00:56:52,874 Ghost! 793 00:56:54,374 --> 00:56:55,290 Ghost! 794 00:58:11,416 --> 00:58:12,499 Don't be afraid 795 00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:16,374 You run first 796 00:58:18,374 --> 00:58:19,582 She has nothing against you 797 00:58:19,582 --> 00:58:21,790 Why did you do this to her? 798 00:58:23,332 --> 00:58:24,957 This girl caused my accidental death 799 00:58:24,957 --> 00:58:26,207 My spirit is always around 800 00:58:26,207 --> 00:58:27,873 I can reincarnate if I kill her 801 00:58:27,874 --> 00:58:30,124 Reincarnate! 802 00:58:31,999 --> 00:58:32,957 Is it done? 803 00:58:34,707 --> 00:58:35,790 Help... 804 00:58:43,541 --> 00:58:44,666 Are you blind? 805 00:59:22,916 --> 00:59:24,291 Don't move. Put up your hands 806 00:59:24,582 --> 00:59:26,165 We're trapped 807 00:59:37,957 --> 00:59:38,790 Run 808 00:59:41,582 --> 00:59:42,915 No. To the rooftop 809 00:59:47,582 --> 00:59:49,498 Sorry Kwai, we were wrong about you 810 00:59:49,499 --> 00:59:50,582 It's my fault 811 00:59:50,582 --> 00:59:52,373 I shouldn't have attracted the ghost 812 00:59:54,082 --> 00:59:54,957 Make yourself invisible with the feather first 813 00:59:54,957 --> 00:59:55,582 I'm not going 814 00:59:55,582 --> 00:59:56,832 He will kill you 815 00:59:56,832 --> 00:59:57,915 Let's die together then 816 00:59:57,916 --> 00:59:58,707 I'll be alright 817 00:59:58,707 --> 01:00:00,457 You're the one he wants, not me 818 01:00:00,457 --> 01:00:01,748 You'd better go 819 01:00:03,457 --> 01:00:04,373 Make yourself vanish first 820 01:00:04,749 --> 01:00:05,832 Call the Police 821 01:00:15,124 --> 01:00:16,374 Where's that woman? 822 01:00:16,374 --> 01:00:17,707 Where's the girl? 823 01:00:32,499 --> 01:00:34,290 Annie, please run quickly 824 01:00:49,999 --> 01:00:52,374 I don't want to fight with the four of you 825 01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:55,041 Weather is good 826 01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:56,957 How about watching a video at my place after work? 827 01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:59,082 Police, something's happening 828 01:01:01,457 --> 01:01:04,040 You mean watching a video? How can anything happen? 829 01:01:04,499 --> 01:01:06,790 Someone tried to kill my boyfriend on the rooftop 830 01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,874 Don't... 831 01:01:11,457 --> 01:01:13,582 I am your teacher 832 01:01:13,874 --> 01:01:15,624 They're still there 833 01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:21,040 Help... 834 01:01:22,041 --> 01:01:24,499 Calling the station. Someone's throwing heavy objects from above 835 01:01:25,374 --> 01:01:26,499 Kwai 836 01:01:26,624 --> 01:01:27,665 Hei 837 01:01:28,541 --> 01:01:30,166 Don't, don't do it 838 01:01:33,374 --> 01:01:34,540 Go to hell 839 01:01:39,541 --> 01:01:43,916 Cool down. Let me handle this 840 01:01:48,124 --> 01:01:51,540 Kwai... 841 01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:59,666 He's dead... 842 01:02:05,999 --> 01:02:07,207 Madam 843 01:02:07,207 --> 01:02:08,665 Why did you kill Kwai? 844 01:02:09,624 --> 01:02:11,457 I didn't kill anyone. Why am I being arrested? 845 01:02:12,582 --> 01:02:15,165 Madam, I did not do this 846 01:02:18,041 --> 01:02:20,957 Please say goodbye to Mr. Hong Sum-Kwai's body 847 01:02:22,957 --> 01:02:24,123 Kow-tow again 848 01:02:25,957 --> 01:02:27,373 Third Kow-tow 849 01:02:29,082 --> 01:02:31,707 Please incinerate the remains of the body 850 01:02:35,249 --> 01:02:39,749 Kwai... You can't just leave me like this 851 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,791 Why are you sorry about your last-life? 852 01:03:02,082 --> 01:03:04,165 Your next-life will also pass away 853 01:03:05,874 --> 01:03:08,374 How can you cremate the body of my next-life? 854 01:03:15,874 --> 01:03:17,332 A western temple? 855 01:03:17,957 --> 01:03:19,873 Let's go get back our photos 856 01:03:27,416 --> 01:03:29,291 - Kwai - Ghost 857 01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:31,999 Kwai, are you coming back to life again? 858 01:03:33,416 --> 01:03:34,666 That's not proper between men and women 859 01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:35,707 Although I'm not a Saint, 860 01:03:35,707 --> 01:03:37,957 I can't let a woman touch me 861 01:03:37,957 --> 01:03:39,248 Please behave yourself, miss 862 01:03:39,249 --> 01:03:42,040 Are you still angry with me? 863 01:03:42,041 --> 01:03:44,749 I am a happy ghost. How can I feel anger? 864 01:03:44,749 --> 01:03:46,707 You're great. So you're not angry anymore? 865 01:03:49,332 --> 01:03:51,082 How can you pull my hand like this in public? 866 01:03:51,082 --> 01:03:51,873 No, 867 01:03:51,874 --> 01:03:53,957 I must teach her how to behave the traditional way 868 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:58,623 This is a serious crime 869 01:03:58,624 --> 01:04:01,540 Juvenile problems of Hong Kong 870 01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:03,082 are getting more and more serious 871 01:04:03,082 --> 01:04:05,498 Based on the submitted evidence 872 01:04:05,499 --> 01:04:09,665 The jury has come to an unanimous verdict 873 01:04:10,166 --> 01:04:13,166 They found the 4 defendants 874 01:04:18,541 --> 01:04:19,791 Guilty of murder 875 01:04:19,999 --> 01:04:23,915 By law they are sentenced to the death penalty 876 01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,832 Wrong sentence 877 01:04:26,291 --> 01:04:30,791 Wrong sentence 878 01:04:31,291 --> 01:04:33,666 Your Honour, wrong sentence 879 01:04:34,582 --> 01:04:35,665 What's the matter? 880 01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:37,957 Your Honour 881 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:39,707 Please listen to me 882 01:04:39,707 --> 01:04:40,915 Who are you? 883 01:04:40,916 --> 01:04:43,374 Yes, sir, my name is Chu Kam-chun 884 01:04:43,374 --> 01:04:45,832 Oh no, my name is Hong Sum-Kwai 885 01:04:45,832 --> 01:04:50,040 I am the victim of the case 886 01:04:50,124 --> 01:04:52,957 Crazy, if you are already dead, how can you stand in front of me? 887 01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:55,082 That's absolutely true 888 01:04:55,082 --> 01:04:56,582 I have never died 889 01:04:56,582 --> 01:04:59,373 Then how can you sentence them to death? 890 01:04:59,374 --> 01:05:00,665 That's right 891 01:05:01,957 --> 01:05:03,790 Short-sighted fellow 892 01:05:05,124 --> 01:05:06,915 I saw him being thrown to the street by these 4 guys 893 01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:09,541 This is just a misunderstanding 894 01:05:09,957 --> 01:05:12,207 Nobody threw me onto the street 895 01:05:12,207 --> 01:05:14,123 I jumped down by myself 896 01:05:14,124 --> 01:05:16,457 What are you talking about? 897 01:05:16,457 --> 01:05:20,248 Jumping from roofs. This is my hobby 898 01:05:20,457 --> 01:05:22,290 Nut. Police 899 01:05:22,291 --> 01:05:23,916 Throw this fellow out of Court 900 01:05:23,916 --> 01:05:25,207 Wait a minute 901 01:05:25,374 --> 01:05:28,040 If your Honour does not believe me, please let me demonstrate 902 01:05:28,041 --> 01:05:31,499 Throw him out, hurry! 903 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:33,499 I am jumping 904 01:05:35,249 --> 01:05:37,082 Mr. Hong 905 01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:40,207 He's dead. He committed suicide 906 01:05:43,291 --> 01:05:44,874 Thanks, everyone 907 01:05:45,207 --> 01:05:46,165 Your Honour 908 01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:49,124 I am telling the truth, hiding nothing 909 01:05:49,124 --> 01:05:50,790 Please consider the facts 910 01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:54,374 Since there is no victim 911 01:05:54,374 --> 01:05:55,790 I announce that 912 01:05:55,791 --> 01:05:57,916 The defendants be released 913 01:05:57,916 --> 01:06:00,999 That's great 914 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,499 Nothing now 915 01:06:03,499 --> 01:06:05,499 The Court is adjourned 916 01:06:07,041 --> 01:06:08,999 Thanks your Honour. I'm leaving now 917 01:06:09,291 --> 01:06:11,124 Jumping again? 918 01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:12,582 Bye-bye 919 01:06:17,582 --> 01:06:18,707 That's weird 920 01:06:19,332 --> 01:06:20,748 How can be still be alive? 921 01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:23,999 Strange case. This could set a new record 922 01:06:27,791 --> 01:06:30,707 Why is my next-life studying these vague things? 923 01:06:31,207 --> 01:06:32,248 Wonderful 924 01:06:32,999 --> 01:06:36,415 What have you got to hide? 925 01:06:36,416 --> 01:06:37,457 Please come in 926 01:06:37,916 --> 01:06:39,457 Mr. Hong is so kind 927 01:06:39,457 --> 01:06:41,457 You helped us despite what we did to you 928 01:06:41,957 --> 01:06:44,123 If I had not brought the evil thing back 929 01:06:44,124 --> 01:06:45,999 All these things would not've happen 930 01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:47,749 Gentlemen 931 01:06:47,749 --> 01:06:49,332 You have done nothing wrong to me 932 01:06:49,332 --> 01:06:52,123 You should feel sorry for your Mr. Hong 933 01:06:52,999 --> 01:06:53,915 I don't understand 934 01:06:53,916 --> 01:06:55,416 I am not your Mr. Hong 935 01:06:55,416 --> 01:06:57,624 And your Mr. Hong is not me either 936 01:06:58,541 --> 01:06:59,707 I am even more confused 937 01:07:00,249 --> 01:07:02,665 Your Mr. Hong is already dead 938 01:07:02,666 --> 01:07:05,749 I am his last-life named Chu 939 01:07:06,249 --> 01:07:07,374 I understood a bit at first 940 01:07:07,374 --> 01:07:08,915 Now I am totally confused 941 01:07:09,582 --> 01:07:11,123 Do you understand now? 942 01:07:13,582 --> 01:07:14,457 Understand? 943 01:07:14,457 --> 01:07:15,665 A ghost! 944 01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:17,249 Please stay 945 01:07:34,124 --> 01:07:35,082 Pressing on me 946 01:07:39,291 --> 01:07:40,249 Aren't you dead? 947 01:07:42,207 --> 01:07:43,373 Dead already? 948 01:07:47,832 --> 01:07:49,332 No heart beat and no pulse 949 01:07:49,749 --> 01:07:50,874 No breathing 950 01:07:51,957 --> 01:07:52,915 Confirm 951 01:07:55,999 --> 01:07:57,290 You have to overcome your own evil desire 952 01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:59,082 Then you can beat the evil spirit 953 01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:01,041 Since you ask for forgiveness 954 01:08:01,041 --> 01:08:02,999 That means that you haven't lost your consciences 955 01:08:02,999 --> 01:08:05,040 Can we bring Mr. Hong back to life 956 01:08:05,041 --> 01:08:06,457 His soul just left his body 957 01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:09,040 Three days later when his soul returns, we have a chance 958 01:08:09,707 --> 01:08:10,665 A rotten corpse? 959 01:08:11,707 --> 01:08:13,748 So many flies 960 01:08:16,207 --> 01:08:17,957 The body can easily decompose 961 01:08:19,499 --> 01:08:21,707 How can we keep Mr. Hong's body? 962 01:08:33,916 --> 01:08:37,874 Wait... 963 01:08:42,249 --> 01:08:43,124 Gentlemen 964 01:08:43,457 --> 01:08:45,290 Do I know you from somewhere? 965 01:08:46,749 --> 01:08:48,499 Please comment 966 01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:52,749 That's a total failure 967 01:08:52,749 --> 01:08:56,582 We learn from our mistakes. Please go on 968 01:08:58,666 --> 01:08:59,457 We're there 969 01:08:59,457 --> 01:09:03,082 He's giving me a hard time. I feel ashamed 970 01:09:05,332 --> 01:09:07,665 Sit down 971 01:09:09,582 --> 01:09:10,790 Doesn't look like a man? 972 01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:13,207 Kwai, are you here? 973 01:09:13,499 --> 01:09:15,957 Nonsense. If you see me that means I'm here 974 01:09:15,957 --> 01:09:17,665 Gone already? 975 01:09:17,874 --> 01:09:19,540 Since you saved me 976 01:09:19,874 --> 01:09:21,749 I have decided to stay with you 977 01:09:21,749 --> 01:09:23,707 Because I feel secure with you 978 01:09:24,374 --> 01:09:26,707 You will not be secure anymore after tomorrow 979 01:09:26,707 --> 01:09:28,457 Because I will have to leave you 980 01:09:28,457 --> 01:09:29,873 You want to leave me? 981 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:30,874 That's right! 982 01:09:31,082 --> 01:09:33,748 I am here tonight to have my last supper with you 983 01:09:33,749 --> 01:09:34,874 I know I haven't been good go you 984 01:09:34,874 --> 01:09:36,124 And I made you angry 985 01:09:36,624 --> 01:09:37,957 Twist your nose 986 01:09:38,332 --> 01:09:39,665 I'll let you twist me 987 01:09:40,249 --> 01:09:42,290 I can't stand this romantic talk 988 01:09:42,457 --> 01:09:44,540 Do cook something to serve your husband 989 01:09:45,207 --> 01:09:46,248 Marian 990 01:09:46,749 --> 01:09:48,290 Don't call the maid 991 01:09:48,582 --> 01:09:51,332 If you can't cook, how can you be a good wife. Do it! 992 01:09:53,541 --> 01:09:56,582 Enough. I've had enough 993 01:09:56,582 --> 01:09:59,165 My dear next-life, I treat your wife like this 994 01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:01,582 All because of you 995 01:10:07,374 --> 01:10:11,874 Behave yourself, chicken, don't run 996 01:10:23,207 --> 01:10:24,707 A real man 997 01:10:46,624 --> 01:10:50,207 Coffee, tea or me? 998 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:55,041 Foreign girls exposing themselves 999 01:10:55,041 --> 01:10:56,541 I don't want to watch 1000 01:10:57,332 --> 01:10:59,457 Try me oyster sauce beef 1001 01:11:01,416 --> 01:11:02,291 That's delicious 1002 01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:03,166 My cooking? 1003 01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:05,624 No, it's only the oyster sauce 1004 01:11:05,624 --> 01:11:07,374 This oyster sauce belongs to my time 1005 01:11:07,791 --> 01:11:09,416 Women in my day 1006 01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:11,166 Would not be as unreasonable as you are 1007 01:11:11,832 --> 01:11:13,582 Am I obedient now? 1008 01:11:15,332 --> 01:11:16,832 Making excuses 1009 01:11:16,832 --> 01:11:18,082 I am not eating this meal 1010 01:11:18,791 --> 01:11:19,832 Have you had enough? 1011 01:11:20,082 --> 01:11:22,582 The first time I ever cook and you don't eat? 1012 01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:24,123 I am a man with dignity 1013 01:11:24,124 --> 01:11:25,665 I meant what I said 1014 01:11:25,874 --> 01:11:29,082 Sit down 1015 01:11:29,874 --> 01:11:30,915 Let me tell you 1016 01:11:30,916 --> 01:11:32,749 Your husband has to make a long trip 1017 01:11:32,749 --> 01:11:33,832 Now that the evil spirit 1018 01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:36,040 Has vanished but it will be back 1019 01:11:36,332 --> 01:11:38,040 I'll give you this feather for safety 1020 01:11:38,041 --> 01:11:41,166 If anything happens, make yourself invisible 1021 01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:42,582 Alright 1022 01:11:42,791 --> 01:11:45,374 Don't leave your home, understand? 1023 01:11:45,457 --> 01:11:46,373 Understand! 1024 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:49,124 That's a good girl 1025 01:11:49,124 --> 01:11:50,415 That's a lovely wife 1026 01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,707 I'm leaving 1027 01:11:52,249 --> 01:11:53,624 Superman... 1028 01:12:00,457 --> 01:12:02,457 Superman 1029 01:12:06,416 --> 01:12:09,124 Next-life, you will be free from worms here 1030 01:12:09,124 --> 01:12:11,707 I'll delay my plan to change to Buddha 1031 01:12:20,166 --> 01:12:22,707 Go ahead! 1032 01:12:25,707 --> 01:12:26,915 A trick 1033 01:12:31,082 --> 01:12:32,123 A trap 1034 01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:42,874 Expert? 1035 01:12:43,874 --> 01:12:45,499 Expert my ass! 1036 01:12:53,124 --> 01:12:54,124 Where's it? 1037 01:12:56,457 --> 01:12:57,623 You laugh at me? 1038 01:13:04,874 --> 01:13:06,665 One of us is gonna die 1039 01:13:13,624 --> 01:13:14,790 Wanna kill me 1040 01:13:18,499 --> 01:13:20,540 I'll squeeze you to death 1041 01:13:22,291 --> 01:13:24,291 I'll suffocate you 1042 01:13:30,749 --> 01:13:31,790 Not confirm 1043 01:13:37,624 --> 01:13:39,249 Poison you 1044 01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:44,249 Poisonous gas 1045 01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:49,957 Give you a shock 1046 01:13:57,582 --> 01:13:59,248 If you can still live, I'll be damned 1047 01:14:05,791 --> 01:14:06,999 A moving corpse 1048 01:14:14,082 --> 01:14:15,332 Him again 1049 01:14:23,957 --> 01:14:26,790 He's finished. He's dead 1050 01:14:29,207 --> 01:14:30,665 Is this your wallet? 1051 01:14:31,291 --> 01:14:32,541 Yes 1052 01:14:35,457 --> 01:14:37,082 Thank you, thank... 1053 01:14:37,082 --> 01:14:38,207 Good-bye 1054 01:14:42,207 --> 01:14:45,873 Can't believe this 1055 01:15:00,541 --> 01:15:02,332 On holiday in Pattaya 1056 01:15:02,707 --> 01:15:04,415 But I landed in an African desert 1057 01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:06,666 And for the body of my next-life 1058 01:15:07,082 --> 01:15:08,832 I will have to find a hole to hide him 1059 01:15:36,874 --> 01:15:38,207 Why did you bring me here? 1060 01:15:38,207 --> 01:15:40,790 This is the site of the murder 1061 01:15:41,082 --> 01:15:43,790 Let's study the case carefully 1062 01:15:47,832 --> 01:15:50,582 Dear, I love you not because you are pretty 1063 01:15:50,582 --> 01:15:52,415 But because you have a good heart 1064 01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:54,082 Will you still love me when I'm old 1065 01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:55,957 The older, the lovelier 1066 01:16:24,207 --> 01:16:26,873 You really look ugly when you're old 1067 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,707 You're ugly too 1068 01:16:28,832 --> 01:16:31,165 Old woman, don't touch me 1069 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:32,457 Disgusting man 1070 01:17:06,124 --> 01:17:08,165 Superman 1071 01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:11,332 I love you superman 1072 01:17:19,916 --> 01:17:20,874 Crazy Bill 1073 01:17:22,082 --> 01:17:23,748 Crazy Bill, why didn't you meet me inside? 1074 01:17:23,749 --> 01:17:25,332 Sir, you are still alive? 1075 01:17:25,666 --> 01:17:27,291 Did you kill Hong Sum-Kwai? 1076 01:17:27,332 --> 01:17:28,457 Have you finished eating? 1077 01:17:28,874 --> 01:17:30,165 I asked whether you killed him or not 1078 01:17:30,166 --> 01:17:31,582 I asked whether you ate shit or not 1079 01:17:31,582 --> 01:17:32,582 Are you talking? 1080 01:17:32,582 --> 01:17:33,665 Am I farting? 1081 01:17:34,457 --> 01:17:36,165 Crazy Bill, you have something wrong with your brain 1082 01:17:36,499 --> 01:17:38,624 My brain is no good? I eat brains 1083 01:17:38,624 --> 01:17:40,332 I love pig's brains 1084 01:17:40,332 --> 01:17:42,457 Respect the elders 1085 01:17:42,457 --> 01:17:43,790 I'd like to be a computer 1086 01:17:43,791 --> 01:17:45,374 I want to live forever 1087 01:17:45,374 --> 01:17:46,582 be your captive 1088 01:17:46,582 --> 01:17:47,957 I will live with you forever 1089 01:17:47,957 --> 01:17:50,415 Crazy man, come to the hospital with us 1090 01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:51,582 What? Being crazy is not a crime 1091 01:17:51,582 --> 01:17:52,707 Being crazy is a crime? 1092 01:17:52,707 --> 01:17:55,165 Being crazy is not allowed? You are really crazy 1093 01:17:57,082 --> 01:17:59,832 Sir, what a coincidence! 1094 01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:02,207 So you are really alive? 1095 01:18:02,207 --> 01:18:04,207 So your ass is back in the right place? 1096 01:18:04,207 --> 01:18:06,290 I've got a rich father 1097 01:18:06,291 --> 01:18:08,207 You can turn me upside down 1098 01:18:08,207 --> 01:18:10,498 Inside out, all over the place 1099 01:18:10,499 --> 01:18:12,374 I have the money to put it all back 1100 01:18:12,374 --> 01:18:14,832 Is that right? Taxi 1101 01:18:16,499 --> 01:18:19,165 I'll give you $1,000. Don't take him. Move 1102 01:18:44,499 --> 01:18:46,082 Oh, where is my ass? 1103 01:18:46,791 --> 01:18:48,541 I am expanding 1104 01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:51,957 That's itchy 1105 01:18:52,541 --> 01:18:54,707 My ass has moved up to my chest 1106 01:19:01,416 --> 01:19:03,041 I must be dead this time! 1107 01:19:08,332 --> 01:19:10,248 Oh shit 1108 01:19:30,791 --> 01:19:31,541 Madam 1109 01:19:31,541 --> 01:19:32,624 Are you O.K.? 1110 01:19:32,624 --> 01:19:33,874 Of course I am O.K. 1111 01:19:33,957 --> 01:19:35,540 Mr. Hong's spirit will return today 1112 01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:37,332 As long as his body returns safely, everything will be alright 1113 01:20:39,207 --> 01:20:41,332 Turn on the tap, turn on the tap 1114 01:20:46,874 --> 01:20:49,957 Hurry up. Wash the mud away quickly 1115 01:21:01,124 --> 01:21:02,332 Run, quick! 1116 01:21:02,457 --> 01:21:05,165 Run, run, hurry up 1117 01:21:05,291 --> 01:21:06,457 Hurry up 1118 01:21:11,874 --> 01:21:13,290 Shit, who is so indecent? 1119 01:21:21,457 --> 01:21:22,332 Wait 1120 01:21:28,666 --> 01:21:29,749 In the outside 1121 01:21:33,624 --> 01:21:35,540 Push hard 1122 01:21:38,749 --> 01:21:40,124 Let me out 1123 01:22:11,332 --> 01:22:12,623 Let them go now 1124 01:22:25,874 --> 01:22:27,415 Who's calling me 1125 01:22:29,124 --> 01:22:30,290 Stop it you evil spirit 1126 01:22:30,291 --> 01:22:31,582 I'll get rid of you first 1127 01:23:27,957 --> 01:23:30,165 Bite them 1128 01:23:33,957 --> 01:23:35,415 I am dead this time 1129 01:24:00,749 --> 01:24:02,957 Let me show you my secret weapons 1130 01:24:10,582 --> 01:24:11,873 It stinks 1131 01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:14,749 First weapon 1132 01:24:18,791 --> 01:24:19,791 2nd weapon 1133 01:24:24,457 --> 01:24:25,248 Sit down 1134 01:24:27,791 --> 01:24:29,249 Your saliva stinks 1135 01:24:50,207 --> 01:24:51,207 Kill him 1136 01:24:51,957 --> 01:24:53,207 Why are we fighting ourselves? 1137 01:24:53,207 --> 01:24:54,290 We'll fight him 1138 01:25:05,916 --> 01:25:07,374 I'm coming 1139 01:25:38,207 --> 01:25:39,665 Mummy 1140 01:25:48,041 --> 01:25:49,457 A sad face 1141 01:25:55,124 --> 01:25:56,290 It's important to have fun 1142 01:26:01,541 --> 01:26:02,791 Mr. Hong is alive 1143 01:26:03,124 --> 01:26:06,790 Mr. Hong, how do you feel? 1144 01:26:07,624 --> 01:26:08,874 Last-life, it's you 1145 01:26:10,082 --> 01:26:12,415 Next-life, I have settled everything for you 1146 01:26:12,707 --> 01:26:15,665 Time's up. I have to go to heaven 1147 01:26:15,832 --> 01:26:17,665 Gentlemen, see you another time 1148 01:26:17,666 --> 01:26:22,166 Mr. Chu 1149 01:26:24,999 --> 01:26:25,999 Madam is awake 1150 01:26:28,791 --> 01:26:30,749 Kwai, if you are O.K. that's great 1151 01:26:30,874 --> 01:26:32,207 What have I done wrong? 1152 01:26:32,624 --> 01:26:34,415 It's not your fault. It's my fault 1153 01:26:34,874 --> 01:26:35,665 Wait 1154 01:26:36,999 --> 01:26:37,874 What are you doing? 1155 01:26:37,874 --> 01:26:39,374 Don't be too good to me. I am not used to it 1156 01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:42,041 Kwai 1157 01:26:49,582 --> 01:26:53,248 We've had enough!